by Cuboos Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:38 am
one day, a man marries a woman, they weren't the richest couple in the word, so the decided to spend their honeymoon at the husband's mother's house. The younger brother of the groom enjoyed building model air plains and the next day while working on one, he and the new couple were called down to breakfast -- only the little brother arrived. The little brother asked,
"did my brother come down already?".
"no", the mother responded.
"i bet i know why", the little brother suggested.
"i don't want to hear what you think, finish breakfast and go to school", the mother demeaned and set him away.
Lunch time came around and the little brother came home to eat, asking again,
"have they come down yet?".
again the mother responded,
"no".
"i bet i know why", the little brother spoke up again.
"i don't want to hear what you think, finish your lunch and go back to school", she demanded again and sent him back.
After school was out the little brother returned home, asking as soon as he stepped though the door,
"have they come down yet?".
And to no surprise to him, the mother responded,
"no".
"i bet i know wh-", the little brother was cut off suddenly by the mother.
"alright why, why do you think they aren't coming down".
a satisfied grin grew on the boy's face.
"well, last night my brother came into my room looking for Vaseline, and i think i accidentally gave him model airplane glue".