Broken Plot Device Store?

Shii wrote:Yeh, but you can't really show off your trendy boxers without getting some weird looks as a guy.

I agree and it's just not cool seeing guys walking around with their pants like, ten times too big hanging around their thighs with their boxers showing...

*quickly pulls up his pants and tightens his belt*

I totally know what you mean.

Oh, I dunno. It can be pretty funny.

Not to be those guys, to watch them. Have you ever seen someone with pants that far try to run? Bloody hilarious.

Oh yes! It is hilarious. I've seen guys try to run across the street at a stoplight without tripping. They almost always have to hold their pants up...and for some reason they always feel the need to hold them up by the crotch...what's up with that?

I think the worst I've ever seen was someone came into my work and he was wearing an enormous hat sideways, a huge gold chain, a shirt that hung to his knees and pants that were so big, the hems were ripped because they dragged on the ground. He was holding them up by the crotch. He walked up to me like one of his legs was shorter than the other, and said:

"Kai' get an a'cation?" *translation: Can I get an application?*

I gave him one, and right after he walked out and closed the door, I turned to my manager, who had walked up next to me, and said "Do not hire him."

I'm sorry, I don't know anything about his work ethic, but he wasn't even close to looking professional enough to even be a dishwasher. Plus he couldn't even speak properly. "A'cation" is not a word. "Kai'" is not a word. Even if he was annunciating properly, it's not "Can I.." it's "May I..."

Well I can't say much about that I always say "Can I". But I wear pants that actually fit and a belt. I hate wearing hats (I wear bandannas cause they are comfortable, I don't wear them like a wankster though)and the only jewelery I wear is a ring and even that I don't wear very often.

So to keep this post relevant with the thread,

"Hey Liz, add a BPD bandanna and I'll buy one!"

Maybe gigantic BPD pants? Available in Large, Extra Large, Super Large, Double Extra Super Large, and Gangsta Large.

Lord Grey II wrote:Maybe gigantic BPD pants? Available in Large, Extra Large, Super Large, Double Extra Super Large, and Gangsta Large.

They already make those, they are called "Tents".

Shhh! Don't tell anyone! We can make double the profit!