Introduce Yourself

Welcome to the madhouse, Gizagiza. I'd say more but I feel a need to get the taser ready for some of this lot.
Damnit, when did I get an offical job ?
echinda eh ? awsome.

Hiya Giz!!!!!! *carefully hugs the new inmate* I'm Tease. The most active inmates are me (A Zorro Vixen), Blackwolf (my boyfriend and grey wolf), SD (awesome friend and husky), Pandora, (another awesome friend and lioness), Jimbo (cuddly termagant), Keyou-bi (Kitsune), and oh yeah, the yellow cat over there who thinks he runs the place and believes he's in charge is Lord Grey II, but we just call him Grey. He's also the designated baseball. *pulls out Excalibat* Grey, you haven't said the "S" word in a while, you're slipping.

I think I'm in charge? Since when? Oh wait, right. The person with the largest post count is obviously in charge. ^_^
Egads you're right! Shenanigans! Shenanigans! Shenanigans! Shenanigans! :3

Lord Grey II wrote:I think I'm in charge? Since when? Oh wait, right. The person with the largest post count is obviously in charge. ^_^
Egads you're right! Shenanigans! Shenanigans! Shenanigans! Shenanigans! :3

*swings the giant hammer and sends Grey flying.*

Largest post count makes you the largest target!

Hello giz. nice to meet you.

i am, currently, the only dragon showing a slight activity here.

none the less.
welcome!

*watches Grey sail into the distance* Awwww!!! I wanted to do that!!!!

If there is one thing I've never gotten the hang of, its these introduction threads. I always say too much, too little, or ramble about useless things. Here goes:

Found BPD through Better Days, this here is one of the few webcomics I actually enjoy enough to favorite. Decided "hell with it" and made this account in the forum. Most of y'all seem to have an alter fuzzy form, so I'll be breaking the norm by saying that I really haven't given it much thought.

As for the real me, there is a small amount of dichotomy: Beat up old truck, computer science degree (In the works), enjoys guitars and guns, can talk computers with the best of them. Pickups and Pentiums is what I'm trying to get across here. Currently a student with all the complainings and whinings about money and the like to go with that status. In Air Force ROTC, lookin to become possibly a JAG if law school'll take me, if not I'll go where they send me.

So theres my introduction, such as it is. Like I said, intros make me all sorts of akward, just start yaking with me and I'll loosen up.

Hi. You'll be treated to the welcoming introductions by someone else in a little while.

Hi Cypher

Hiya Cypher!!! *waves her furry little paw* Normally I do the introduction for everyone but I'm passing that honour over to the guy with the highest post count.

*Stuffs Grey into the Tour Guide Outfit*

*pictures Grey in the tour guide uniform Tease wore.*
...GAH BAD MENTAL IMAGE!!!

It..er would be a different outfit to Tease...
But still that is a HORID mental image,
I'd 'punish' Tease but I think she'd enjoy a light spanking.
So I'm off to give my brain a good scrubing with acid

I think he looks fetching in a tied off shirt, tie and short skirt.

Hee! *ditz about* Hey, I am fairly androgynous. Been mistaken for female, what, at least 4 times. So it's not that bad.

Ok, fine, I'll play tour guide. *points in turn*

That's Tease, our foxy resident tour guide. That's Blackwolf, Tease's boyfriend. That's SD and Pandora, Zig's drinking buddies and a husky and a lion, respectively. Don't mind the chainsaw on the lion. I'm Grey, the resident cat. And that's everyone I can remember at the moment, and therefore the important people.

Uh, when do I have to give this outfit back?;3

*Whew* and here I was thinking this might be one of those places where sanity is encouraged, I don't do well in sane environments...

Oh, and I have a rather active imagination, so the whole tour guide outfit thing is really not doing me any favors. >.<

*prances*

I was thinking of draping myself over someone's shoulders, but I won't for fear of breaking someone's mind.
Man, I can really be flaming sometimes.

*smacks Grey with Excalibat* Bad Cat!! No Mind-breaking!!

*Snatches Excalibat* I got it! I got it! Quick, someone throw a baseball.

Teasealot wrote:*smacks Grey with Excalibat* Bad Cat!! No Mind-breaking!!

But I didn't! I didn't! *cower*

Hee! Idea.

*drapes over Blackwolf*
With luck, I'll not only break his mind but elicit an unwarranted jealous reaction!

*grabs Grey by the tail and throws him like a baseball at Cypher*

*chuckles*

Ow.

I'm afraid your outfit is a little mussed. You can have it back now.

That begs the question: Does she want it back now?

*peeks in* Um...Hi there ^-^

I'm new...but I suppose you've guessed that *chuckles* So I guess I'll tell you a bit about me.
Names Ekio and I'm a fennec fox, snow leopard cross who loves all sorts of things, from art to gardening, working on my house, roughhousing with my kids and singing in the shower both loudly and badly. *Eep!* I said that one didn't I?........... *giggles*

Anywho, anyone for a cookie? *Holds out tray of various cookies*