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    Masterweaver

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Masterweaver on Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:32 pm

    What? Why hasn't he--?

    Oh.

    Ooooooh.

    I see. They just want me to pay for damages. Here you go, gents, a hundred thousand dollars. Sorry about the mishap. Have some pizza, on me.
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    Lord Grey II

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Lord Grey II on Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:36 pm

    I think he's trying to bribe you guys, don't you think? Isn't that insulting? To think, that he would try to buy you off with money. Oh yes, I do think he needs a lesson. What? Uh huh, oh yes. My my my. Oh, hold on a second.

    By the way, Masterweaver, I can't believe you said those things about these gentlemen's mothers! They seem like nice guys.

    Anyways, where was I? Oh yes.

    *eats pizza and grabs some popcorn* Anybody else want some?

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    Masterweaver

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Masterweaver on Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:39 pm

    You hate me, don't you.
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    Pandora

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Pandora on Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:40 pm

    *slurps down a mango kamikaze* No, we're just sadistic.
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    Lord Grey II

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Lord Grey II on Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:42 pm

    *giggles maniacally*

    I'm just bored and having some fun. lol!
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    LyonPride

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by LyonPride on Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:43 pm

    Grey, Popcorn right here.
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    Lord Grey II

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Lord Grey II on Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:49 pm

    Butter, super-butter, Extra-super-butter, or theatre-style?

    Oh wait, nevermind, you wanted popcorn. Here's a bowl.

    Masterweaver

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Masterweaver on Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:09 am

    Okay, um, I'm putting down my weapon. Now, please--Whoa! Well, if I had lungs, this stranglehold would be much more threatening--

    Kevor! Noraks necha!

    What--? What are you doing here?!

    Saving your leather behind. Draco velar! Sorcaren trechta. Ven Criads, tekrenth.

    OOF! What... They're leaving? What did you tell them?

    The truth, of course. What else? By the time they return to their temple it will have been restored.

    Well... thanks.

    Ha. The fact you of all people caused the trouble was irrelevant. What are you doing here?

    Well, at the moment--

    No, don't tell me. I don't want to know. I apologize for his behavior, he's an idiot.
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    Lord Grey II

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Lord Grey II on Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:12 am

    Aww... this was just getting good. Anyways, who are you stranger?
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    Pandora

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Pandora on Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:15 am

    Anyone want a Porn Star? ...RELAX...it's a drink...sheesh...
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    Lord Grey II

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Lord Grey II on Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:18 am

    I'll take one of both kinds please.
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    Pandora

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Pandora on Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:22 am

    Sorry dude, only got one....and shame on you *bops you on the head* you'll get a disease.

    If anyone wants to know, Porn Stars are my favorite drink. It's cranberry juice, apple pucker, sweet n' sour and raspberry vodka. They're tasty, but be careful how many you have of them. The vodka can bite you.

    Masterweaver

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Masterweaver on Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:10 pm

    No thinks, I don't drink. Or mate. As answer to your question, I am called Masterwea--

    Sh-ch-ch! They still think monodimensionally! We can't go about having the same name!

    ...Fine. Silon. Omique Silon. *Bows* At your service.

    Yeah, he's an angstball.

    Don't start that again...

    What? It's true!

    No. Just... no.
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    Pandora

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Pandora on Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:14 pm

    You do know it's quite possible for two creatures to have the same name right? You'd think that he would consider that I'd have some knowledge of what he's talking about considering I was built by the Greek Gods...
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    Lord Grey II

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Lord Grey II on Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:13 am

    Who still thinks mono-dimensionally?! Are you accusing me of something sir?
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    Pandora

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Pandora on Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:23 am

    *sips drink* Don't worry about him Grey, *flicks tail* I smell a complex. *flexes claws*

    Masterweaver

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Masterweaver on Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:12 pm

    Oh? Well in that case, call me Masterweaver. And ignore the robe.

    I'm sorry, I misjudged them. Bit of a snap judgment, really, what with the dragons and all.

    As I mentioned before, the robe's an idiot. Technically, he's a genius, but he rarely ever uses his mind for anything outside of writing.

    As I mentioned before, the halfling's an angstball. Technically, he has yet to cut himself, but he dives off cliffs whenever he can.

    Case in point. I can fly, you know.

    You know what? You can fly. You're right.

    Please stop that. You're the maniacally cheery one, you're not supposed to mope.

    True, that. EVERYBODY TAP DANCE!

    ...I walked right into that one.

    *tippita tipita tapita tap tap tupitia tip tip sliiiiiiiiiide tup tup taptaptap tipita tap!*
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    Pandora

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Pandora on Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:14 pm

    *Picks teeth with claw* I'm glad I'm not this neurotic.
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    Lord Grey II

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Lord Grey II on Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:38 pm

    *is still eating pizza*

    I'm in my happy place, leave me alone.
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    Incredible Werekitty

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Incredible Werekitty on Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:20 am

    *waves* Herro.

    How are ya? I'm new here, but I hope you don't mind me hopping aboard. cat

    confused Why do I get the feeling I walked in the middle of a conversation?


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    Lord Grey II

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Lord Grey II on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:30 am

    Oh, don't worry. We're very good at thread-jacking here. You've brought us back on track.

    Masterweaver

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Masterweaver on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:53 am

    Hello wereling! Are you lunar or in control?

    You know that's incredibly rude of you to ask.

    What's your point? It's a legitimate question.

    Sure it is...
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    Pandora

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Pandora on Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:21 pm

    Your avatar looks familiar. Have I seen you before?
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    Core

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    Age : 34
    Location : Hagerstown, Maryland USA

    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Core on Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:12 am

    Hello everyone, I have made more then one of these in the past, bad I am always at a loss of how much to say or not to say, so I'll just jump right in.

    My name is Cory Belote, but everyone calls me Core, and I go by other names, such as Core Folf. I have moved a lot over the years, but one thing that has remained the same is my affinity to read comics that interest me and Broken Plot Device is one of them. I'll try and be more active here then I have been when I first signed up.
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    Lord Grey II

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    Re: Introduce Yourself

    Post by Lord Grey II on Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:57 am

    Greetings Core! You'll find we are excellent at derailing threads here.

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