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    Post by Lord Grey II Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:32 am

    Night Dragon wrote:Granted, you never ate "that" overdue tuna, instead you eat just as bad sushi.

    I wish to be more conscious.

    Granted! You are now permanently fully awake. See you in 7 to 10 days when your brain begins to shut down.

    I wish I had something to do today. And tomorrow. And the next day.
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    Post by Invalid Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:05 pm

    Lord Grey II wrote:
    Night Dragon wrote:Granted, you never ate "that" overdue tuna, instead you eat just as bad sushi.

    I wish to be more conscious.

    Granted! You are now permanently fully awake. See you in 7 to 10 days when your brain begins to shut down.

    I wish I had something to do today. And tomorrow. And the next day.

    Granted, you now are robbing a starbucks, running from the police tomorrow, and shaving Barney Frank's arm pit hair the next day.

    I wish that I invented the TV.
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    Post by Teasealot Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:01 pm

    Mecingo wrote:Granted, you now are robbing a starbucks, running from the police tomorrow, and shaving Barney Frank's arm pit hair the next day.

    I wish that I invented the TV.

    Granted!!! You invented the TV, but couldn't get it patented so you sold the idea to the first person you met... who happened to John Logie Baird.

    I wish to have this wish corrupted.
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    Post by SD Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:23 pm

    Teasealot wrote:

    Granted!!! You invented the TV, but couldn't get it patented so you sold the idea to the first person you met... who happened to John Logie Baird.

    I wish to have this wish corrupted.

    Granted!! Your wish creates a paradox destroying the universe.

    I wish it was spring time weather right now.
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    Post by Night Dragon Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:31 pm

    [quote="SD"]
    Teasealot wrote:I wish it was spring time weather right now.

    Granted, It goes to Spring, eventually summer, then fall, then back to spring, and because of skipping the last winter becomes winter for 1 year to make up for the screwing with the seasons.

    I wish to become more aware of my surroundings.
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    Post by Teasealot Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:36 pm

    Night Dragon wrote:I wish to become more aware of my surroundings.

    Granted!!! You are so acutely aware of your surroundings, you are overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stimuli you come across just by existing, let alone doing anything. Even curling up into a small ball doesn't help, it just lets you hear and feel the blood pumping through your body...

    I wish for a hat for the next wisher.
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    Post by SD Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:26 pm

    Teasealot wrote:
    Night Dragon wrote:I wish to become more aware of my surroundings.

    Granted!!! You are so acutely aware of your surroundings, you are overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stimuli you come across just by existing, let alone doing anything. Even curling up into a small ball doesn't help, it just lets you hear and feel the blood pumping through your body...

    I wish for a hat for the next wisher.

    Granted!! I now have a hat to an apposing sports team and get lynched because of it.

    I wish that spring will come quickly.
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    Post by Night Dragon Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:55 pm

    SD wrote:I wish that spring will come quickly.

    Granted, spring comes and goes quickly, but, summer heat will stay for an extra month.

    I wish for a high quality box of chocolates.
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    Post by Teasealot Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:19 pm

    Night Dragon wrote:
    SD wrote:I wish that spring will come quickly.

    Granted, spring comes and goes quickly, but, summer heat will stay for an extra month.

    I wish for a high quality box of chocolates.

    Granted!!! You get a high quality box of chocolates, and your family eats them all before you even get a smell of them.

    I wish for Internet Trolls to burst into flame...
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    Post by Lord Grey II Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:13 pm

    Teasealot wrote:Granted!!! You get a high quality box of chocolates, and your family eats them all before you even get a smell of them.

    I wish for Internet Trolls to burst into flame...
    \

    Granted! And I refuse to corrupt this wish on general principal.

    I wish I had something better to do.
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    Post by Night Dragon Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:36 am

    Lord Grey II wrote:I wish I had something better to do.

    Granted, by typing this wish you have already found something to do.

    I wish for a miniture living dragon that will not kill me in sleep or in general, will not run away, nor die in 2 seconds, and be slightly obedient to exist.


    (Get creative with this one. XD)
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    Post by Lord Grey II Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:38 am

    Night Dragon wrote:Granted, by typing this wish you have already found something to do.

    I wish for a miniture living dragon that will not kill me in sleep or in general, will not run away, nor die in 2 seconds, and be slightly obedient to exist.


    (Get creative with this one. XD)

    Granted! However, you are now stuck in a completely arid, dry, and otherwise inhabitable environment. There is neither food nor water for hundreds of miles in either direction. Your only option is to eat your new dragon, keeping in mind that your new, great dane sized (hey, that's fairly miniature for a dragon) pet's only option for food is you. Good luck!

    I wish that the human race has invented, regulated, and safely employed teleportation around the globe for the purposes of shipping goods and quick-and-cheap transportation.
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    Post by Zephyrion Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:45 am

    Granted It's used to send junk mail into people bedrooms

    I wish that Sylver would burst into flames.
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    Post by Invalid Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:14 am

    Zephyrion wrote:Granted It's used to send junk mail into people bedrooms

    I wish that Sylver would burst into flames.

    Come on you'll make me feel bad for corrupting this but all well....

    Granted, Sunny gets so sad over Sklyer's death that Inix Brings him back to life using your entire life savings as a sacrafice, he's comes back thinking he beat death so he's more aragant than ever!? aah! Shocked

    I wish for a paradox to happen.
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    Post by Night Dragon Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:03 am

    Mecingo wrote:
    Zephyrion wrote:Granted It's used to send junk mail into people bedrooms

    I wish that Sylver would burst into flames.

    Come on you'll make me feel bad for corrupting this but all well....

    Granted, Sunny gets so sad over Sklyer's death that Inix Brings him back to life using your entire life savings as a sacrafice, he's comes back thinking he beat death so he's more aragant than ever!? aah! Shocked

    I wish for a paradox to happen.

    Granted, what Zephyrion wished for is also your wish, and because of this you have corrupted your own wish.

    I wish for weird time conundrums.
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    Post by Blackwolf Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:41 pm

    Night Dragon wrote:I wish for weird time conundrums.

    Granted, you are your own ancester

    I wish for my feet and legs not to hurt so much following a hospital shift
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    Post by SD Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:43 pm

    Blackwolf wrote:
    Night Dragon wrote:I wish for weird time conundrums.

    Granted, you are your own ancester

    I wish for my feet and legs not to hurt so much following a hospital shift

    Granted!!! You no longer have any legs or feet.

    I wish for food.
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    Post by Teasealot Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:27 pm

    SD wrote:Granted!!! You no longer have any legs or feet.

    I wish for food.

    Granted!! You recieve a box of the most vile cheese in the world (can't remember the name of it, but it has larva living in and they jump out at you!!!).

    I wish for something to happen.
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    Post by Night Dragon Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:56 pm

    Teasealot wrote:
    SD wrote:Granted!!! You no longer have any legs or feet.

    I wish for food.

    Granted!! You recieve a box of the most vile cheese in the world (can't remember the name of it, but it has larva living in and they jump out at you!!!).

    I wish for something to happen.

    Granted, your electricity bill increased.

    I wish to find a preview of the new Star Trek Online game.
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    Post by Teasealot Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:50 pm

    Night Dragon wrote:Granted, your electricity bill increased.

    I wish to find a preview of the new Star Trek Online game.

    Granted!!! You find a preview of Star Trek Online, but the Internet crashes.
    (Incidentally, the Star Trek Online Beta just finished, and servers are open now I believe)

    I wish to live in a better reality than this one.
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    Post by SD Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:55 pm

    Teasealot wrote:

    Granted!!! You find a preview of Star Trek Online, but the Internet crashes.
    (Incidentally, the Star Trek Online Beta just finished, and servers are open now I believe)

    I wish to live in a better reality than this one.

    Granted!!! However you are mentally aware of this reality and people think you're crazy because of it.

    I wish this stomach ache would go away.
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    Post by Blackwolf Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:15 am

    SD wrote:
    Teasealot wrote:

    Granted!!! You find a preview of Star Trek Online, but the Internet crashes.
    (Incidentally, the Star Trek Online Beta just finished, and servers are open now I believe)

    I wish to live in a better reality than this one.

    Granted!!! However you are mentally aware of this reality and people think you're crazy because of it.

    I wish this stomach ache would go away.

    Granted your stomach disappears, meaning you can no longer digest food so you remain forever hungry. (not the worst I could do)

    I wish that the skin on my right hand was not so dry and cracked
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    Post by SD Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:50 am

    Blackwolf wrote:

    Granted your stomach disappears, meaning you can no longer digest food so you remain forever hungry. (not the worst I could do)

    I wish that the skin on my right hand was not so dry and cracked

    Granted!!! Your hand turns in a puddle of mush. At least it's not dried and cracked.

    I wish for less snow right now.
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    Post by Lord Grey II Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:37 pm

    SD wrote:Granted!!! Your hand turns in a puddle of mush. At least it's not dried and cracked.

    I wish for less snow right now.

    Granted! You now have my weather, permanently, where ever you go. While that's not too bad now, good luck during the summer! We hit 117 with humidity last year. :3

    I wish for the internet.
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    Post by Invalid Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:17 am

    Lord Grey II wrote: I wish for the internet.

    Granted, You own the internet, sadly there is a new form of alien data base that humans can log onto, post stuff, and look at the nasties from other worlds. Whitch makes the regular internet obsolete.

    I wish for a bowl of hot turkey noodle soup.

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