Bob's Tavern.

Bruce Campbell is who the Ghostbusters call.

*Pulls out the war paint and smears some on*

This is going to be a B!tch to get off.

Then why'd you put it on? XD

*knocking at the door. it opens and it's a delivery dude.*

"Package for SD?"

"Yo."

*delivery guy throws the package. opens it up.*

Hello beautiful.

*pulls out a large sword and dual pistols one black one white.*

Time to go to work.

*heads out side.*

*Taps the drums kit, and watches as it reforms into its little box form, grow legs and hide under the stage*

What the... Fat lot of good you are!!!

*Taps on her bracelet, and giggles as the nanites flow over her, forming into a suit of sealed body armour, not unlike a cross of Howling Banshee and Tau Fire Warrior armour. Rummages in her bag of tricks, looking for something*

Where are those things...

*Pulls out a pair of small plasma blasters (mounting them on her shoulders), a glowing crystalline axe (placing it across her back), and hefts her plasma cannon*

Set for widebeam, maximum range...

*looks at the other bar patrons*

What? Can't let him have all the fun. Anyone else coming?

*Heads outside, behind SD.*

Pandora wrote:Then why'd you put it on? XD

Why not, we're going to war are we not?

*pulls out an overly large shotgun, pumps out one shell, and taps it on the bar next to him. It rumbles and the sound of a chainsaw emminates from it.*

I'm so glad I wore this coat today.

*Sees everyone pulling out totally awesome and outrageous weapons*

*Rummages in his pocket and pulls out...a Kitten?*

"Mittens?! Why on earth are you in there?"

*Looks some more*

"Oh Sweet Mike and Ikes!"

*Proceeds to dump the whole box of candy into his mouth*

"Awfth rifth Miffens... *chomp chomp gulp* lets go join the party!"

*Places the kitten on his head walks to a booth which opens up into a whole other room*

"Now...lets see we have Warhammer fantasy weapons...Star Trek phasers, worthless unless we want them stunned...uhmm...Halo SpNKr nice but kinda messy indoors...Space Marine armor is such a pain to get in and out of...AHAH!"

*Grabs a small metallic cylindrical object which the light reflects off of*

*He presses a button*

*Snap hiss vroom and a sinister orange light fills the room*

"LIGHTSABERS MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

So, why's everyone leaving? Or fighting? I'm just gonna stay put right here. The one magic I've mastered is more than enough to keep me safe.

They're just undead, cmon.

Hahaa! "Just undead." That's funny, YOU'RE funny! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*pulls out the book*

Gonna take more than fire to get rid o' these biotches....

(Am I the only one that has extensively read the AoD comics? 'Cause the Deadites don't go down easy...)

Meh, whatever they are, I'm not that worried.

*sips glass of water*

Course, it's not like I can do anything to get rid of them anyways, so I'll let you guys do all the work.

Pandora wrote:(Am I the only one that has extensively read the AoD comics? 'Cause the Deadites don't go down easy...)

(Haven't read all of them, but I know how tough they are. Takes complete dismemberment just to slow the fleshy ones down, but the skeletons seem to be a tad easier to deal with. Why'd you think I'm using a weapon that'll leave nothing but vapour and ash?)

*Shouts into the bar* Pandora, You joining us in the name of the ultimate badass, St Bruce the Groovy?

*The whine and roar of a plasma cannon firing can be heard*
THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!

*twirls pistols and fires into a small group of demons.*

Yeah these things are all that effective, but man if they aren't satisfying.

*holsters pistols and kicks up the sword.*

And this thing is just loads of fun.

*rushes into the group and slices and dices.*

*salutes Teasealot*

In the name of the Bruce! COME GET SOME! *attatches chainsaw to arm* Groovy...

*watches from the bar*

*sips drink*

Hey, can I get some chips over here? Silly people.

*An old woman with her face down hands you a bowl*

Woman: grmmuble...

*suddenly she looks up and her hair flies back*

Woman: I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLL! DEAD BY DAWN DEAD BY DAWN!!! AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

Pandora wrote:*An old woman with her face down hands you a bowl*

Woman: grmmuble...

*suddenly she looks up and her hair flies back*

Woman: I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLL! DEAD BY DAWN DEAD BY DAWN!!! AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

*rushes over and cuts the woman's head off and kicks it into the fire place like a soccer ball.*

Goal! I believe you owe me one Grey.

*sees the book next to the fire place slightly charred.*

Hey Pan can't we throw this thing in a vortex or something to get rid of these buggers?

I wasn't worried about it. Thanks anyways.

*eats chips*

Chip?

Lord Grey II wrote:I wasn't worried about it. Thanks anyways.

*eats chips*

Chip?

*munches on the chip.* Bleck....sour cream...

*ruffles through the book.*

Hmmm it's in here some where.

*blows the head off of an undead with a double barreled sawed off shotgun.*

Last few pages maybe?

Yeah, we can, but we might get sucked into the vortex and dropped into 1300 A.D. If you wanna take that risk I can pull some strings...

Pandora wrote:Yeah, we can, but we might get sucked into the vortex and dropped into 1300 A.D. If you wanna take that risk I can pull some strings...

Hmmm...*sees a picture with someone with a chainsaw for a hand, looks at Pan.*

Yeah I think the risk is acceptable. Just need one thing.

*goes into Danny's stock pile and picks up a rocket launcher with a under barreled harpoon attachment.*

Alright let's go.

Sweet.

*opens book again*

*ahem*

CLATU! VERATAA! NIKTO!

*time warp opens*

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Make it stop!!! I'm going to barf in my helmet!!!!

Pandora wrote:Sweet.

*opens book again*

*ahem*

CLATU! VERATAA! NIKTO!

*time warp opens*

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

*Chucks the book into the vortex. Latches the harpoon into the ground and straps it on his shoulder.*

Hope this thing holds!

*watches with interest from the bar*

That's not ominous at all. Nosiree Bob.

Heh. *tosses a chip at the vortex*

*entire bar gets sucked into vortex and crash lands in the middle of 12th century England*

*opens door a crack*

...Sh*t. I told you this would happen.

(Grey...really...watch AoD or read one of the comics.)