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    Absurdities

    Post by Lord Grey II on Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:58 pm

    Purple frosted coconuts making with the bongos while wearing french baguettes!

    Oh, you're not allowed to make sense in this thread.


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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Jimbo on Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:15 pm

    But I just did!
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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by SD on Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:20 pm

    Lord Grey II wrote:Purple frosted coconuts making with the bongos while wearing french baguettes!

    Why yes that is a euphemism.
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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Teasealot on Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:41 pm

    No.


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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Cuboos on Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:21 pm

    I AM THE QUING OF FRANCE!
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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Kumquaticus on Sat Nov 20, 2010 8:13 pm

    Aßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Lord Grey II on Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:14 am

    Kumquaticus wrote:Aßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß

    Where have you hidden my potatoes?! >:U


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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Kvothe on Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:43 am

    This is the perfect thread for me!
    I speak in a code which no-one seems to undrstand.
    Oops, I seem to have postulated a theorem that induces a semblance of order and conformance in the grey matter of most recognized sentient life!

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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Cuboos on Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:29 pm

    here comes another chinese earthquake.

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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Night Dragon on Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:40 pm

    I think I struck boredom!

    **Hears gushing of boredom**

    Yay! I can now buy that vowel!
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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Kumquaticus on Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:55 am

    K'trgschn'tfargtlgrag'trt'nzatzt'grggtbrrbl
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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Lord Grey II on Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:28 am

    Kumquaticus wrote:Aßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß

    Cuboos wrote:ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb

    Kumquaticus wrote:K'trgschn'tfargtlgrag'trt'nzatzt'grggtbrrbl

    Alright, yeah, don't make sense, but try not to spam either. There's a difference between absurd sentences and banging on the keyboard.

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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Teasealot on Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:58 pm

    The Baboons are at the shallots again!! Quick, get mah umbrella gun!!! *fire umbrellas*


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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Kumquaticus on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:08 pm

    4:00 -Monkey dealing in the locker room
    4:62 -Bread, eggs, milk, squick
    4:62 -He looks like my car
    4:04 -That's what they all say
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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Cuboos on Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:45 am

    OH NO SOME ONE DID NOT JUST DO A MACs ARE BETTER THEN PCs COMIC!!!

    I DARE ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN DABBLED IN TECH SUPPORT TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND SAY A MAC IS SUPERIOR TO A PC!

    IF YOUR MAC BREAKS DOWN, YOU'RE FUCKED. AND DON'T SAY MACS NEVER BREAK DOWN. oh they do... they do... and you will be fucked...
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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Lord Grey II on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:20 am

    Cuboos wrote:OH NO SOME ONE DID NOT JUST DO A MACs ARE BETTER THEN PCs COMIC!!!

    I DARE ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN DABBLED IN TECH SUPPORT TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND SAY A MAC IS SUPERIOR TO A PC!

    IF YOUR MAC BREAKS DOWN, YOU'RE FUCKED. AND DON'T SAY MACS NEVER BREAK DOWN. oh they do... they do... and you will be fucked...

    I respectfully disagree, as does any and every developer for Mac firmware, hardware, or software. Meanwhile, this idiotic debate has no place in a thread designed to make no sense, which, unfortunately, your troll post does. If you really want to bitch about it, take it to a different thread. [/mod]

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    Post by Cuboos on Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:36 pm

    Lord Grey II wrote:
    Cuboos wrote:OH NO SOME ONE DID NOT JUST DO A MACs ARE BETTER THEN PCs COMIC!!!

    I DARE ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN DABBLED IN TECH SUPPORT TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND SAY A MAC IS SUPERIOR TO A PC!

    IF YOUR MAC BREAKS DOWN, YOU'RE FUCKED. AND DON'T SAY MACS NEVER BREAK DOWN. oh they do... they do... and you will be fucked...

    I respectfully disagree, as does any and every developer for Mac firmware, hardware, or software. Meanwhile, this idiotic debate has no place in a thread designed to make no sense, which, unfortunately, your troll post does. If you really want to bitch about it, take it to a different thread. [/mod]

    Pancakes.

    ....... okay seriously... you guys don't know what trolling is....
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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Lord Grey II on Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:43 pm

    Cuboos wrote:....... okay seriously... you guys don't know what trolling is....

    Continuing in the vein of not doing what this thread is designed for, but if I must. We've been working under certain definitions that work well for other forums. The definition of trolling that we use:
    Trolling: Posts that are made with the aim of angering people. (like 'ALL JEWS ARE [insert vile comment here]' for example). While Trolls often make these posts strictly in an attempt to provoke negative comment, it is still trolling even if you actually hold those beliefs. Intent is difficult to prove over the internet, so mods will work under their best assumptions.

    Now, I will concede that, perhaps, it wasn't blatant trolling. If it wasn't, then it most certainly was flamebait, which is very close to trolling, as defined as:
    Flamebait: Posts that are made with the aim of angering someone indirectly. Not outright flame, but still liable to bring angry replies. Flame baiting is a far more subtle and covert action; it is an underhanded tactic that is designed to provoke a response from another player.

    In either case, it was an inappropriate post. Note, however, that you did not get a warning. The most inappropriate thing about it was that it was in the wrong damn thread. You are welcome to open a debate on OSX vs Windows vs Linux vs Giraffes vs whatever in another thread. I do suggest, that if you do, that you do it in a far less deplorable and rude manner.


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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Cuboos on Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:51 pm

    alright... now think... why would i post about rage towards a mac themed comic in a thread not meant to be taken seriously instead of the vent thread? one that IS meant to be taken seriously...
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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Kvothe on Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:01 pm

    The inner workings of your mind are a mystery to me! I have no idea!
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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by SD on Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:02 pm

    Peaches. That is all.
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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Teasealot on Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:08 pm

    Lord Grey II wrote:Oh, you're not allowed to make sense in this thread.

    The only rule for this thread is above. Havin' a rant about Macs vs PCs does NOT belong here. Further posts on that subject within this thread WILL be deleted (as will any post quotin' said post). So drop it NOW.

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    Re: Absurdities

    Post by Cuboos on Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:23 pm

    Teasealot wrote:
    Lord Grey II wrote:Oh, you're not allowed to make sense in this thread.

    The only rule for this thread is above. Havin' a rant about Macs vs PCs does NOT belong here. Further posts on that subject within this thread WILL be deleted (as will any post quotin' said post). So drop it NOW.

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    Post by Teasealot on Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:39 pm

    (Cuboos, another word for behind... though I think I mispelt it somehow.)

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    Post by Cuboos on Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:45 pm

    Teasealot wrote:(Cuboos, another word for behind... though I think I mispelt it somehow.)

    (you're thinking of Caboose, the spelling on my name was intentional but anyway)

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