To the Death

You'd be surprised how many times I'm asked this question. Normally I'd say the bee, but I the all-wool jumpsuit is an obvious liability. I'm sure it looks nice and probably cost a fortune, but everyone knows that when you're fighting giant moths you need to be fast and that wool will weigh you down. Wasp, hands down. Wait, are you sure it's modest? Maybe the jumpsuit has secret pockets. And maybe the pockets contain gigantic cans of Raid. Can I change my answer?

You would think that when the moth devours the wool, the bee's modesty will cause it to flee. Didn't happen that way when I saw it, though. The bee had a candle that time, and let me tell you that makes all the difference.

The bee. Bees are scary, and even modest bees have stingers. But I'm gonna go non-sequitor here too and say that a gigantic bear comes in and owns all.

Sounds to me like a Godzilla off-shoot starring Mothra. I shall call the giant bee… Giga Pollitator. His powers: modest stun spores, modest all-wool constrictor threads, and a modest rocket-powered stinger. Mothra’s got its usual stuff. They’d take to the air, blasting each other with lasers and stingers, and ultimately Mothra would die and its larvae children would hatch and wrap Giga Pollitator up in a cocoon and drown it in the ocean. The Moth Family wins.

But this isn’t about them. It about those who truly lose out: the citizens of Tokyo. With ancient dinos, giant bugs, zombies, mechs, demons, and more running around, millions of dollars of damage is caused a year. And I’m not talking about American dollars, but Canadian dollars. With all this going, millions more Japanese people then should be are filing for bankruptcy every year. However, YOU can help. If everyone in the world were to donate one buck to the Were Empire, I’ll be able to conquer Japan, and shut down the source of the problem: JAPANESE MOVIE MAKERS! That is all.

Tough call, but I've gotta say this is a Tic-Tac-Toe scenario. I think the Moth would loose first, but in the process of defeating the Moth, the Bee would destroy itself. The only real way for either of them to win is to not play the game. I prefer chess anyway.

TeenageAngst wrote:I tested this in Pokemon Diamond with a Venomoth vs. a Beedrill. Naturally Venomoth won.

TeenageAngst wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9YVB3s4ImY

That was actually the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. And no, they weren't wearing all-wool jumpsuits, though one was holding a power brace.

Jimbo wrote:Damnit, the Realistic and Boring parts of my brain kicked in to fast, and all I can see is two giant, flying insects lying on the ground like two stranded whales unable to move because of their own body mass. So I say it would be a draw. They would both die due to their own weight (and suffocation, due to insects less efficient breathing apparatus).