by Lord Grey II Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:36 pm
GAH LACK OF INTERNET!
Now... addressing everyone in turn.
Pirates are cool. I don't deny that; in fact I agree. However, coolness doesn't win a fight. Rum does
not make you capable of doing anything that you believe you can do. Leading experts have even speculated that alcohol (read: rum) causes certain uninhibited actions, a palling of the senses, and shrinking IQ.
Robots? Get out of here, you don't belong here.
Angry soccer/hockey moms? See, all they have is that... they're angry. As in the case I've stated before, I think this group, as well as pirates, would only win when they have numerical advantage. And even that's iffy, given the sheer kickass-ery of ninjas.
Wizards... um, yeah, wizards win. Sorry, I play Magic, read fantasy novels, etc. Any sufficiently powerful wizard > anything. As long as they don't get arrogant, wizards FTW. But... this is just ninjas v pirates.
Remember people! This is only a one-on-one battle here! I sincerely doubt that
any given pirate, no matter how cool he is, would even be
aware of the fact that he was under attack by a ninja, let alone quick enough to block or counter-attack.