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    Lord Grey II

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    PETA is just full of good ideas

    Post by Lord Grey II on Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:43 am

    PETA declares war on leatherIt's a parody site ;3

    Let's see... PETA upset about leather, I can see that yeah yeah, I'm with ya.

    ...The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,”...

    Cool! So you're gonna stop doing that? Nice! What's your next move then?

    ...decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event...

    What.

    .. “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”

    "Hey, I've got an idea! Let's go annoy a large group of people that are stereotypically violent! I see no way in which this carefully laid plan could ever go wrong!"

    “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

    Go on, read what the bikers did to these guys. It's absolutely hilarious. I mean, sure, illegal all the way, but cmon PETA, you were asking for it this time.


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    Post by Teasealot on Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:03 pm

    *snerks* I just hope PETA don't look in my wardrobe, the sheer amount of leather clothes and boots I own would probably cause some of the diehad members to implode... what's next on PETA's agenda, attack people wearing silk? "You are enslaving the poor defenseless silkworm for your own selfish needs!!!!"

    I prefer the other PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals).


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    Post by Keyou-bi on Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:11 pm

    *munches on tasty animal* say what now?

    I have so many cruel jokes around PETA. But i think they would grab me a quick boot off the forums.
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    Post by Blackwolf on Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:38 pm

    Remember,
    eggplant tastes like eggplant
    meat tastes like murder
    and murder tastes pretty godamn god
    - Saint Dennis Leary

    I'm willing to bet most PETA members violate thier own rules, but I would pay to see a Hells Angel vs. PETA fight
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    Post by Teasealot on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:20 pm

    Blackwolf wrote:I'm willing to bet most PETA members violate thier own rules, but I would pay to see a Hells Angel vs. PETA fight

    Yup, look at the shoes!!! I swear they're suede!!


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    Post by LastArcher on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:26 pm

    Please, don´t forget the camera then. I know it will be a short movie, but it will be a good one.
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    Re: PETA is just full of good ideas

    Post by Night Dragon on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:29 pm

    Sounds like the PETA is steping on thin ice lately.
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    Post by Teasealot on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:33 pm

    Night Dragon wrote:Sounds like the PETA is steping on thin ice lately.

    *runs in with a sledgehammer and swings!!*


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    Post by gizagiza on Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:16 pm

    Thanks for sharing that. It was definitely an interesting read. There are in fact some very good reasons to go vegetarian - and it's so sad how PETA completely undermines this cause.
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    Post by Lord Grey II on Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:15 am

    How I wish this story were true... *sighs*

    PETA oversteps their bounds far too often.


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    Post by gizagiza on Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:52 am

    Oh frak, it's not true? I didn't know this site was another take on the Onion. Blast! I can totally see them doing that kind of thing though =P

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