Rules of the thread: One sentence at a time, as long as you'd like to make it. You may only use one semi-colon and only one colon. (This is to prevent people like me from writing thousand word sentences. :3 ) We're writing a story, one sentence and one post at a time. You may not post a sentence just after posting another of your own.
Try to make the story vaguely coherent, but feel free to take it in any direction and make it as silly or dramatic as you'd like!
Let's begin. :3
Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night.