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    Cryptic metaphors, amusing muses, and other flatulence of the imagination

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    Bosco1513

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    Re: Cryptic metaphors, amusing muses, and other flatulence of the imagination

    Post by Bosco1513 on Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:09 pm

    Flatulence...is fermented methane.
    Landfill gas...is methane.
    Which smells fresher?
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    Re: Cryptic metaphors, amusing muses, and other flatulence of the imagination

    Post by Blackwolf on Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:35 am

    I have the body of a temple, okay it's abanonded but....

    I have the body of a god, Budda

    I'm not bald, this is a solar panel for a sex machine

    I'm not fat, this is a fuel tank for a sex machine

    Has a 6 pack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together

    Has hit rock bottom and started to dig

    more as I remember them
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    Re: Cryptic metaphors, amusing muses, and other flatulence of the imagination

    Post by SD on Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:20 pm

    When making an ad do not instantly insult people by saying "People who suck need not apply", people looking for a step in won't bother and professionals are more than likely NOT looking at your ad.
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    Re: Cryptic metaphors, amusing muses, and other flatulence of the imagination

    Post by Teasealot on Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:53 am

    Physics is a bully.


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    Re: Cryptic metaphors, amusing muses, and other flatulence of the imagination

    Post by Kvothe on Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:24 pm

    Teasealot wrote:Physics is a bully.
    And gravity a tyrant! This is interesting.

    It is better to see what is there than what your mind expects to see.
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    Post by Teasealot on Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:03 pm

    I haven't seen a panic like that since the time a face-eater squig got into the gretchin barracks.


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    Re: Cryptic metaphors, amusing muses, and other flatulence of the imagination

    Post by Blackwolf on Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:38 pm

    (From the group at RP club)
    #1: Dodge Left
    #2: Dodge Right
    Me: Hate you all
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    Re: Cryptic metaphors, amusing muses, and other flatulence of the imagination

    Post by Kvothe on Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:29 pm

    Why oh why
    the whiporwhill cries
    do wolves howl at the moon?

    I cannot stay
    for I cannot say
    but 'tis a most mysterious sound

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