Corruptible wish

Mecingo wrote:
I wish for a bowl of hot turkey noodle soup.

Granted, a bowl of hot turkey soup comes flying flying from out of nowhere...

Oh wait!!!!

I forgot the noodles..."Tosses wet cold noodles onto Mecingo".

I wish for the entire DVD set of Bleach.

Granted, a ninja will visit you and use your room as new training place and uses the DVDs as shurikens and everything in your room as target. That includes you too.

I wish for a new and better pc.

LastArcher wrote: I wish for a new and better pc.

Granted, You now have a new and better pc, which was stolen from the United Nations Office In Germany and federal agents will be busting through your front door in 5 seconds.

Mecingo wrote:

LastArcher wrote: I wish for a new and better pc.

Granted, You now have a new and better pc, which was stolen from the United Nations Office In Germany and federal agents will be busting through your front door in 5 seconds.

Where's your wish, Mecingo?

Teasealot wrote:

Mecingo wrote:

LastArcher wrote: I wish for a new and better pc.

Granted, You now have a new and better pc, which was stolen from the United Nations Office In Germany and federal agents will be busting through your front door in 5 seconds.

Where's your wish, Mecingo?

Opps, I wish for spring to come early.

Mecingo wrote:Opps, I wish for spring to come early.

Granted!!! Spring comes early and suddenly causing massive floods around the world, dooming tens of thousands, and causing billions in property damage.

I wish for a totally loyal, intelligent and non-suicidal henchman.

Teasealot wrote:
I wish for a totally loyal, intelligent and non-suicidal henchman.

Granted!!! But he's inept at what you want him to actually do.

I wish for the coming snow to go towards Texas.

Granted, but it turns int orain on the way there.

I whis for a vacation.

SD wrote:I wish for the coming snow to go towards Texas.

Jimbo wrote:Granted, but it turns into rain on the way there.

D:<

Do not kick the deer, do not kick the deer, do not kick the deer, do not kick the deer, do not kick the deer, do not kick the deer...

I wish for a vacation.

Granted! Enjoy your vacation in Haiti.

I wish to punt Jimbo for ruining snow coming my way.

Lord Grey II wrote:
I wish to punt Jimbo for ruining snow coming my way.

Granted, but as soon as Jimbo is punted, snow will come in one giant fall on Texas.
(In other words, you better get to somewhere safe because all that snow falling at once is really going to hurt.)

I wish for my small cold to stay small, but to be exchanged for another small symptom.

Night Dragon wrote:I wish for my small cold to stay small, but to be exchanged for another small symptom.

Granted!! The small cold becomes a small dose of Gangrene and your right thumb falls off.

I wish Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind Book 6 (And I will hurt anyone who tries to corrupt this wish).

Teasealot wrote:

Night Dragon wrote:I wish for my small cold to stay small, but to be exchanged for another small symptom.

Granted!! The small cold becomes a small dose of Gangrene and your right thumb falls off.

I wish Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind Book 6 (And I will hurt anyone who tries to corrupt this wish).

I could not even corrupt this if I wanted too what is the Nausicaa of the Valley Wind. Wait why Im I asking ill go google it.

Teasealot wrote:I wish Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind Book 6 (And I will hurt anyone who tries to corrupt this wish).

Granted! You get the book in perfect condition, in english, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with your ability to read it. Except... you can't stop reading it. You're stuck reading it over and over forever! <o.o>

I wish for a large sum of money to be transferred into my bank account with no negative consequences.

Lord Grey II wrote:Granted! You get the book in perfect condition, in english, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with your ability to read it. Except... you can't stop reading it. You're stuck reading it over and over forever! <o.o>

I wish for a large sum of money to be transferred into my bank account with no negative consequences.

Granted!!! You somehow recieve a tax rebate of 10 billion dollars, which is broadcast as a fluff piece on International news.

I wish I could swim.

Teasealot wrote:
Granted!!! You somehow recieve a tax rebate of 10 billion dollars, which is broadcast as a fluff piece on International news.

I wish I could swim.

Granted!!! However now that you can swim more males stare at you in your bathin' suit. (And I'm sure Mike'll maul them all.)

I wish for this snow to stop.

SD wrote:I wish for this snow to stop.

Granted, the snow turns into hail the size of golf balls and does not end for a few days.

I wish that I had a job with out losing it in 3 months.

Night Dragon wrote:I wish that I had a job with out losing it in 3 months.

Granted!!! You are now Dictator of America, and you actually do a great job sorting out the problems of the country, clearing the debts, and establishing and maintaining diplomatic relations with the rest of the world. You do such a great job, YOU CAN NEVER STOP!! EVER!!!

I wish one of the wishes of the next five wishes goes uncorrupted.

Teasealot wrote:

I wish one of the wishes of the next five wishes goes uncorrupted.

Granted.

I wish that I get every book from Terry Pratchett.

LastArcher wrote:
Granted.

I wish that I get every book from Terry Pratchett.

Granted, however you failed to mention which wish is to be uncorrupted so your corruption is that you read NOTHING but Terry Pratchett and you become bored with their works and decide to never read again, which slowly turns your literacy skills to that of an amoeba.

I wish for this wish to be the uncorrupted one as such I wish for the snow to STOP. (In other words dips!!!)

SD wrote:

LastArcher wrote:
Granted.

I wish that I get every book from Terry Pratchett.

Granted, however you failed to mention which wish is to be uncorrupted so your corruption is that you read NOTHING but Terry Pratchett and you become bored with their works and decide to never read again, which slowly turns your literacy skills to that of an amoeba.

I wish for this wish to be the uncorrupted one as such I wish for the snow to STOP. (In other words dips!!!)

Granted, this wish is uncorrupted.
(Yes, I edited it, might as well let it go as is. Funny how the little game is falling apart in a weird way.)


I wish people would stop wishing for uncorrupted wishes.
XD

Night Dragon wrote:I wish people would stop wishing for uncorrupted wishes.
XD

Granted! However, those that no longer wish for uncorrupted wishes are not the people wishing in this thread.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Lord Grey II wrote:I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Granted!! Reality implodes due to the quantum paradox created... Now, I'll have to go jumpstart this reality again before the owner notices...

*30 seconds, a set of goblin jumper cables deluxe, a laptop, a Quantum Butterfly and a duck in a hockey mask later*

Reality restored!!

I wish people wouldn't stop makin' the damn Reality destroyin' Quantum Paradoxes with their wishes.

Teasealot wrote:

I wish people wouldn't stop makin' the damn Reality destroyin' Quantum Paradoxes with their wishes.

Granted, you have entered an alternate universe three doors down from the Twilight Zone."Twilight Zone theme plays from out of nowhere"

I wish  I had a wish to wish for.

Night Dragon wrote: I wish I had a wish to wish for.

Granted, You now wish that night time will never be again.
Granted, There are 3 extra suns now, pat, paul, and bob. This ends night time however, They cause a shift in temp to 500 F. Real Global warming.

I Wish That Valentines Day Didn't Exist.

Mecingo wrote:Granted, You now wish that night time will never be again.
Granted, There are 3 extra suns now, pat, paul, and bob. This ends night time however, They cause a shift in temp to 500 F. Real Global warming.

I Wish That Valentines Day Didn't Exist.

Granted, it it wiped from the calendar. However, everyone goes on acting like it exists because people like to have an excuse to be with their respective partners.

I wiiiiiish... that more words than fish and dish rhymed with wish.