Corruptible wish

Night Dragon wrote:Granted, no one goes hungry again, supermarkets are forced to close because of the lack of people buying food, and start a whole new world depression.

I wish to speak Saurian while keeping my ability to speak english.

Granted! In addition, you also now live in rural China, where no one for miles speak either.

I wish that I'll never have to go back to the den of evil. (Not to be confused with My Den Of Evil. Different den entirely.)

Lord Grey II wrote:

Night Dragon wrote:Granted, no one goes hungry again, supermarkets are forced to close because of the lack of people buying food, and start a whole new world depression.

I wish to speak Saurian while keeping my ability to speak english.

Granted! In addition, you also now live in rural China, where no one for miles speak either.

I wish that I'll never have to go back to the den of evil. (Not to be confused with My Den Of Evil. Different den entirely.)

Granted, but the word den currupts the wish as in you can never enter any form of den again.

I wish I to live in Nevada.

Mecingo wrote:Granted, but the word den currupts the wish as in you can never enter any form of den again.

I wish I to live in Nevada.

Granted! You now live in Nevada, a small mountain range on Pluto.

I wish for the ability to reach into my pockets and pull out exact change for whatever I'm buying.

Lord Grey II wrote:I wish for the ability to reach into my pockets and pull out exact change for whatever I'm buying.

Granted, you pull out exact change in toy money.

I wish for a happy new year.

Night Dragon wrote:

Lord Grey II wrote:I wish for the ability to reach into my pockets and pull out exact change for whatever I'm buying.

Granted, you pull out exact change in toy money.

I wish for a happy new year.

Granted, people get so happy on new year's day they all go mentally disabled.

I wish for the space-time cycle to collapse.

Mecingo wrote:Granted, people get so happy on new year's day they all go mentally disabled.

I wish for the space-time cycle to collapse.

Granted! It already does so all the time at the quantum level. :3

I wish for a feesh.

Lord Grey II wrote:

Mecingo wrote:Granted, people get so happy on new year's day they all go mentally disabled.

I wish for the space-time cycle to collapse.

Granted! It already does so all the time at the quantum level. :3

I wish for a feesh.

Granted. You are given a great white shark. How this is corrupted for you I'll never now.

I wish for something for lunch.

Granted. You have the most amazing sandwich in existence, However you develop food allergies to all of it's ingredients and are unable to enjoy it.

I wish Steve Irwin was still alive.

Zephyrion wrote:Granted. You have the most amazing sandwich in existence, However you develop food allergies to all of it's ingredients and are unable to enjoy it.

I wish Steve Irwin was still alive.

Granted!! Steve Irwin survived the stingray, and continues to live on as a mute paraplegic in a wheelchair.

I wish for more chicken and mushroom soup, with soy sauce.

Teasealot wrote:

Granted!! Steve Irwin survived the stingray, and continues to live on as a mute paraplegic in a wheelchair.

I wish for more chicken and mushroom soup, with soy sauce.

Granted! You're given more, to the point were it floods the world.

I wish a better drawing tablet.

SD wrote:Granted! You're given more, to the point were it floods the world.

I wish a better drawing tablet.

Granted! However, you accidentally maim both of your hands. :U

I wish that I could remember everything I am supposed to.

Lord Grey II wrote:

SD wrote:Granted! You're given more, to the point were it floods the world.

I wish a better drawing tablet.

Granted! However, you accidentally maim both of your hands. :U

I wish that I could remember everything I am supposed to.

Granted, remember you much of what your supposed to that you get massive head aches.

I wish that days are 26 hours instead of 24 hours.

Mecingo wrote:Granted, remember you much of what your supposed to that you get massive head aches.

I wish that days are 26 hours instead of 24 hours.

Granted! The earth rotates that much slower now. However, this completely f***s with the climate and ecosystem, throwing all into chaos, killing untold numbers of species.

I wish for you to stand up and dance the Stonk, right now.

Lord Grey II wrote:

Mecingo wrote:Granted, remember you much of what your supposed to that you get massive head aches.

I wish that days are 26 hours instead of 24 hours.

Granted! The earth rotates that much slower now. However, this completely f***s with the climate and ecosystem, throwing all into chaos, killing untold numbers of species.

I wish for you to stand up and dance the Stonk, right now.

What on earth is the stonk dance?

Lord Grey II wrote:

Mecingo wrote:Granted, remember you much of what your supposed to that you get massive head aches.

I wish that days are 26 hours instead of 24 hours.

Granted! The earth rotates that much slower now. However, this completely f***s with the climate and ecosystem, throwing all into chaos, killing untold numbers of species.

I wish for you to stand up and dance the Stonk, right now.

Granted, I now dance the stonk so fast it gives you the creeps, as my jaw drops with a stork flying out my mouth.

I wish for a bird.

Mecingo wrote:I wish for a bird.

Granted, you get a pigeon that was sitting somewhere in New York City, hope you got a cage and leather gloves.

I wish for the Bald Eagle to no longer be on the endangered wildlife list, and not end up on the Extinct wildlife list while and after the wish is in effect.

Night Dragon wrote:

Mecingo wrote:I wish for a bird.

Granted, you get a pigeon that was sitting somewhere in New York City, hope you got a cage and leather gloves.

I wish for the Bald Eagle to no longer be on the endangered wildlife list, and not end up on the Extinct wildlife list while and after the wish is in effect.

Grant....oh wait....they're on the Least Concerned area....which means technically not on the list. Please try again.

I wish for sleep with out the Rip Van Winkle effect.

SD wrote:Grant....oh wait....they're on the Least Concerned area....which means technically not on the list. Please try again.

I wish for sleep with out the Rip Van Winkle effect.

Granted! You are now narcoleptic.

I wish for more wishes!

Lord Grey II wrote:

SD wrote:Grant....oh wait....they're on the Least Concerned area....which means technically not on the list. Please try again.

I wish for sleep with out the Rip Van Winkle effect.

Granted! You are now narcoleptic.

I wish for more wishes!

Granted, but now you must make a wish every 2 seconds or you will lose all your wishes, and you will pay the consequences of other people's wishes.

I wish I'd gotten more sleep last night.

Coydog wrote:
Granted, but now you must make a wish every 2 seconds or you will lose all your wishes, and you will pay the consequences of other people's wishes.

I wish I'd gotten more sleep last night.

Granted. You slept so soundly, you didn't even wake up when the burgalar knocked over a lamp while robbing you blind.

I wish for the year 2010 to be much better than 2009 for everyone.

Zephyrion wrote:
Granted. You slept so soundly, you didn't even wake up when the burgalar knocked over a lamp while robbing you blind.

I wish for the year 2010 to be much better than 2009 for everyone.

Granted! However karma dictates that 2011 must make up for the good that happened in 2010, by being the worst year for our generation.

I wished it didn't snow only an inch last night.

SD wrote:Granted! However karma dictates that 2011 must make up for the good that happened in 2010, by being the worst year for our generation.

I wished it didn't snow only an inch last night.

Granted!! It snowed... and snowed... and snowed... About this point you get a horrible feeling that it isn't going to STOP snowing ever again.

I wish I wasn't feeling so sick.

Granted, but now everyone else is sick forcing chaos.

I wish that I never ate that overdue tuna last night "barf"

Mecingo wrote:I wish that I never ate that overdue tuna last night "barf"

Granted, you never ate "that" overdue tuna, instead you eat just as bad sushi.

I wish to be more conscious.