Corruptible wish

Lord Grey II wrote:I wiiiiiish... that more words than fish and dish rhymed with wish.

Granted!!! there are now over two-hundred thousand words that rhyme with wish, but due to the very nature of them all being rude and highly offensive, they are banned for being uttered in public, punishable by immediate stoning (or whatever the local mob have at hand)

I wish humans didn't exist.

Lord Grey II wrote:

I wiiiiiish... that more words than fish and dish rhymed with wish.

Darn, took too long typing.

Teasealot wrote:I wish humans didn't exist.

Granted, all humans go into the next evolution stage, and because of this, they all disappear, animals and all life sense this, and also disappear.
(Think Q as the next evolution.)


I wish for batteries that never needs to be charged.

^o3o^

Neither of the last two wishes have been corrupted at all in my mind. :3

Night Dragon wrote:

I wish for batteries that never needs to be charged.

Granted, you now have a nuclear powersouce in everything electrical
the raditation frys you like a microwave, killing you

I wish my tower was fixed

Blackwolf wrote:
I wish my tower was fixed

Granted, the radio tower next to your house is fixed, I hope you were not talking about anything else.
I wish for being able to see in infrared while keeping my normal vision.

Night Dragon wrote:

Blackwolf wrote:
I wish my tower was fixed

Granted, the radio tower next to your house is fixed, I hope you were not talking about anything else.
I wish for being able to see in infrared while keeping my normal vision.

Granted, But you get constant headaches and twin fever.

I wish to be one with the ohio river.

Mecingo wrote:I wish to be one with the ohio river.

Granted!! The Mafia kick down your door, drag you off, give you concrete booties, and dump you in the ohio river. There you slowly dissolve and float away eventually ending up in the sea like everything in a river does.

I wish aliens would land.

Teasealot wrote:
I wish aliens would land.

Granted, a flying saucer lands on your lawn with yahoo morons that think they are aliens even though they fly a UFO that has been secretly stolen from Area 51, oh and you might want to get away quickly, the gov't officials took note of where UFO landed.


I wish for the abillity to mimick other people's art perfectly.

Night Dragon wrote:

Teasealot wrote:
I wish aliens would land.

Granted, a flying saucer lands on your lawn with yahoo morons that think they are aliens even though they fly a UFO that has been secretly stolen from Area 51, oh and you might want to get away quickly, the gov't officials took note of where UFO landed.


I wish for the abillity to mimick other people's art perfectly.

Granted,however you can't control who's art your mimicking.

I wish not too be so lazy on the weekends.