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    Lord Grey II

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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Lord Grey II on Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:29 pm

    Teasealot wrote:I wish for a White Christmas in Scotland (all of it) without undoing the Snowing in Texas wish.

    Granted! You've been snowed in, stuck in your house for quite a while.

    I wish for a million dollars


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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by SD on Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:20 pm

    Lord Grey II wrote:
    I wish for a million dollars

    Granted! A price surge occurs and the average cost for things is around $250,000.

    I wish I had a regular paying job.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Teasealot on Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:40 pm

    SD wrote:Granted! A price surge occurs and the average cost for things is around $250,000.

    I wish I had a regular paying job.

    Granted!!! You have been given the job as Sarah Palin's Environmental Advisor. For Life.

    I wish I lived nearer to my online friends.


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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Invalid on Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:31 pm

    Teasealot wrote:
    SD wrote:Granted! A price surge occurs and the average cost for things is around $250,000.

    I wish I had a regular paying job.

    Granted!!! You have been given the job as Sarah Palin's Environmental Advisor. For Life.

    I wish I lived nearer to my online friends.

    Granted, your online friends live attached to your body.

    I wish I had a hotrod.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Jimbo on Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:43 pm

    Granted, you now have a searing hot rod that burns you.

    I wish you all a happy holiday
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by SD on Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:05 pm

    Jimbo wrote:Granted, you now have a searing hot rod that burns you.

    I wish you all a happy holiday

    Granted! We're all so happy about the holiday that we're clinically depressed for the rest of the year.

    Wish I can get this little picture done in a timely manner.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Night Dragon on Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:02 pm

    SD wrote:
    Jimbo wrote:Granted, you now have a searing hot rod that burns you.

    I wish you all a happy holiday

    Granted! We're all so happy about the holiday that we're clinically depressed for the rest of the year.

    Wish I can get this little picture done in a timely manner.

    Granted, you the get picture done quickly, and stuck moving fast through time with out having enough time to slow down.

    I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by SD on Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:39 am

    Night Dragon wrote:
    I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

    Granted! You just committed a real life 404 error, thus creating a paradox and destroying the world.

    I wish for some chocolate ice cream.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Invalid on Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:15 am

    SD wrote:
    Night Dragon wrote:
    I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

    Granted! You just committed a real life 404 error, thus creating a paradox and destroying the world.

    I wish for some chocolate ice cream.

    Granted, every thing you touch becomes chocolate icecream.

    I wish for everlasting life.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Night Dragon on Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:35 am

    Mecingo wrote:I wish for everlasting life.

    Granted, but your body will not last forever.

    I wish for a rare Magic: The Gathering card.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Sketchy-boy on Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:08 am

    Wish Granted!
    But it's in a million pieces.

    I wish it would stop raining in Texas when it's winter.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Lord Grey II on Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:25 am

    Sketchy-boy wrote:I wish it would stop raining in Texas when it's winter.

    Granted! Unfortunately, it no longer rains in Texas, period. We're hit by a 20 year long drought!

    I wish I hadn't woken up at 5am this morning. (Damn uncomfortable floor.)


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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Invalid on Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:07 pm

    Lord Grey II wrote: Granted! Unfortunately, it no longer rains in Texas, period. We're hit by a 20 year long drought!

    I wish I hadn't woken up at 5am this morning. (Damn uncomfortable floor.)

    Granted, you now woke up at 2am sleeping walking by hitting your head off the bed room door, this cycle of waking up will continue for 47 years.

    I wish I had some egg nog.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Night Dragon on Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:57 pm

    Mecingo wrote:I wish I had some egg nog.

    Granted, you get egg nog, it spoils in a second.

    I wish for more gold in WoW.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Teasealot on Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:53 pm

    Night Dragon wrote:I wish for more gold in WoW.

    Granted!!! You now have 6,000,000 gold but get banned for using an exploit.

    I wish for True Immortality (Means perfect health, regeneration, can't die and at the prime of your life i.e 21).


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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Lord Grey II on Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:29 pm

    Teasealot wrote:Granted!!! You now have 6,000,000 gold but get banned for using an exploit.

    I wish for True Immortality (Means perfect health, regeneration, can't die and at the prime of your life i.e 21).

    Granted! Your immortality is gained by slaying all other life in the universe irreversibly, and you are completely and utterly alone.

    I wish it was the 28th of December.


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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Invalid on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:33 pm

    Lord Grey II wrote:
    Teasealot wrote:Granted!!! You now have 6,000,000 gold but get banned for using an exploit.

    I wish for True Immortality (Means perfect health, regeneration, can't die and at the prime of your life i.e 21).

    Granted! Your immortality is gained by slaying all other life in the universe irreversibly, and you are completely and utterly alone.

    I wish it was the 28th of December.

    Granted, It's now the 28th of December, this day will repeat in a time cycle error forever, thus everything will happen in that day over and over again.

    I wish for the power to read minds.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Lord Grey II on Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:59 pm

    Mecingo wrote:Granted, It's now the 28th of December, this day will repeat in a time cycle error forever, thus everything will happen in that day over and over again.

    I wish for the power to read minds.

    Granted! However, you don't have the power to stop reading minds.

    I wish I had the power to make anyone of my choosing no longer annoying.


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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Invalid on Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:38 pm

    Lord Grey II wrote:
    Mecingo wrote:Granted, It's now the 28th of December, this day will repeat in a time cycle error forever, thus everything will happen in that day over and over again.

    I wish for the power to read minds.

    Granted! However, you don't have the power to stop reading minds.

    I wish I had the power to make anyone of my choosing no longer annoying.

    Granted, Anyone of your choosing will stop annoying but they will be come violent towards you in a cannibal rage.

    I wish Techno becomes the most favorite brand of music.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Night Dragon on Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:44 am

    Granted, eventually people get tired of techno, and techno music dissappears because of the new music that came out of it.

    I wish for a robotic arm.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Lord Grey II on Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:59 am

    Night Dragon wrote:Granted, eventually people get tired of techno, and techno music dissappears because of the new music that came out of it.

    I wish for a robotic arm.

    Granted! You have the most current technology on robotic arms. That is to say, one that doesn't work very well.

    I wish for the next poster to wish for cheese.


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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by water_fairy_tattoo on Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:43 pm

    I wish I know what to wish for.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Teasealot on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:12 pm

    water_fairy_tattoo wrote:I wish I know what to wish for.

    Granted, you wish for cheese, and Alabama is buried under 10 feet of Finest Brie which rains from the skies.

    I wish that the Megafauna still roamed the world.


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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Zephyrion on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:52 pm

    Teasealot wrote:
    I wish that the Megafauna still roamed the world.

    Granted. These behemoth creatures cause billions of dollars in property damages and Thousands of deaths every year.
    Your postman has been flattened into the sidewalk outside your home and there is a 1000 pound turd on your lawn.

    I wish for an end to world hunger.
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    Re: Corruptible wish

    Post by Night Dragon on Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:29 pm

    Zephyrion wrote:I wish for an end to world hunger.

    Granted, no one goes hungry again, supermarkets are forced to close because of the lack of people buying food, and start a whole new world depression.


    I wish to speak Saurian while keeping my ability to speak english.

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