An Artist's Work is Never Done 02/12/09

Winds wrote:Though I wouldn't sue me if I were you.

And why not? *sues*

Because the only lawyers in this universe have either sold their souls or are in hiding.

I know. I asked Inix.

He can still represent himself.

Since I don't believe in souls, I sold mine roughly 6-7 years ago for a bag of chips.

I was hungry.

So, was it a good bag of chips?

Eh. Just one of those small bags of Doritos.

If I remember correctly, I was still hungry afterwards, so I bargained a couple of my friend's souls for some more.

I would have at least tried for some dip, or a party size.

Why? I like doritos just the way they are. And the person with said chips didn't have anything larger.

True, But what about something to drink.

I've got three souls for the first person who can get me a 2-liter of Mt. Dew.

I was more concerned with the court laughing at him and then charging him large sums of money for wasting their time.

No, I'm willing to settle out of court. For, say, a bag of chips. Or a good snowball fight, either one.

Or both!

-Throws a snow covered back Doritos at Grey-
Take that, Heathen!

Yay! *Munches*

I must sound like a pig, eating all the time on these forums. I promise I don't do that in real life.

*throws a barrage of snowballs in every direction*

That ought'a hit somebody.

*wipes snow off face*

Ya think?

*throws more* Bwahahaha! The power!

*lobs one specifically at Pandora*

*ducks* THAT'S IT.

*opens box, screaming demons of cruelty, sorrow, despair and pestilence come streaming out at everyone while I grow horns*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Pandora wrote:*ducks* THAT'S IT.

*opens box, screaming demons of cruelty, sorrow, despair and pestilence come streaming out at everyone while I grow horns*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

-Plays with his demon- I'll name him Fred

*Walks in sees demons flying everywhere, takes a sip from his drink and walks out*

Every dang Wednesday.

*mutters*

I love chaos! I'm glad to have facilitated it.

*Throws snowballs at the demons*

Sorry Danny, they're annoying me.

*demon of pestillence starts chewing on Lord's face* You've got Aids now.

*swats off face* I'm ok with that. Everyone else does too.

*AOL Voice* You've got AIDS!

I don't. I'm the holder of the box. The first woman created by the Greek Gods. I'm perfect.

...Does anyone here actually know the whole story of Pandora's Box? I've read it, but has anyone else?

Yep. It's a really good story. As far as actual demons, they didn't really cause that much of a catastrophe, they just caused the world to suffer (in various ways) for the first time. However, to balance the evil, the greek gods also let the Angel of Hope to leave the box as well, so the mortals could bear the burden.

Pandora wrote:I don't. I'm the holder of the box. The first woman created by the Greek Gods. I'm perfect.

1) Pandora wasn't the first women in greek mythology. 2) She wasn't perfect. 3) She was affected by the chaos of demons just as much as everyone else. In fact, in some of the harsher versions of the story, opening the box ended up killing her.

Yeah she was. She was the first and most beautiful woman created as a tool in the God's revenge against Promethius. She was meant to be a bride to his brother and they gave her curiosity on purpose because they wanted her to open the box.

They filled it with all the world's pain, evils and suffering, but put Hope at the bottom of the box, yes, but the name Pandora actually means "All Talents" because she had a piece of everything put into her by each God.